There's G. Isn't he gorgeous? I think he just looked at me - well he looked in my direction anyway. Do you think he'd ask me out if I dyed my hair and got breast implants? KELLY ANN I think you need brain implants, Kelly Ann, then maybe you'd see what a complete idiot G is. STEPHANIE Stephanie's right. OK, G's not ugly but he's SO up himself! You'd be much better off with Chris. He's gorgeous and crazy about you, if only you'd open your eyes . . . LIZ Don't be stupid! Chris is a good friend but that's it. I'd rather snog my brother (if I had one). Now be serious, how do I get G to notice me? A blonde wig and a Wonderbra? Biographie de l'auteur Liz Rettig is over twenty-one and lives in Glasgow with her husband and two children. She works as a teacher and MY DESPERATE LOVE DIARY is her first novel. She used to be just like Kelly Ann, but she's all right now.